Earning Alpha Taking Beta Naps T-Shirt
Black and navy colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. The dark grey heather color is 52% combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester. It is made using pre-shrunk fabric and has a side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping. The design is printed using eco-friendly inks.
Orders currently ship within 3-5 days.
Our merch is made using eco-friendly materials and state-of-the-art production methods, and we plant one tree (through One Tree Planted) for every physical item sold.
Tired of chasing the elusive alpha while running on fumes? Does your brain feel like a hamster wheel powered by anxiety and stale coffee? Well, step aside, rookie, and let the real pros show you how it's done.
The Earning Alpha, Taking Beta Naps t-shirt isn't for the rookies. No. It's for the money-makers. The rainmakers. Those who earn alpha and have a sense of humor while doing so.
Featuring a DTG-printed design using eco-friendly inks, the Earning Alpha, Taking Beta Naps t-shirt is the office-appropriate gift option that's sure to land well. It's thoughtful (but not too thoughtful), humorous (but not cheesy), and checks off several boxes.
Even HR will applaud your gift-giving abilities, and they have a problem with everything. So, make a professional's (maybe your own?) day with the Earning Alpha, Taking Beta Naps t-shirt today. You'll be seen as the legend you are for doing so, and we'll be there (in spirit) to cheer you on.
What's better than that?
Nothing.
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Eren B.Customer in Evanston, ILHigh quality hat with extremely fast shipping.
Hana K.Customer in San Ramon, CAI ordered 2 hats: 1 for the BF and 1 for me. We both love them! Solid communication and the hats are great quality.
Robert S.Customer in Alpharetta, GAExcellent tee. I would recommend this.
Karen M.Customer in Bear, DELooks exactly as described. The fabric is soft and comfortable. Purchased as a gift and the recipient loves it.
Add your logo or go 100% custom
Want to customize this t-shirt with your logo or make one that's 100% yours? We've got you covered! All we need is a high-quality version of your design with a transparent background and a description of your vision. Need design help? We can do that too. Get in touch to get started.
