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Absolutely (Not) T-Shirt

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Our garments are made using eco-friendly materials and state-of-the-art production methods, and we plant one tree (through One Tree Planted) for every physical item sold.

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What do you buy the professional in your life who always says yes but means no? The Absolutely (Not) t-shirt.

Let's be real for a moment. We've all got that one colleague who promises the world and rarely (or dare we say never?) delivers. It's annoying, but we kill them with kindness because we value our jobs... plus they're genuinely cool people.

The Absolutely (Not) t-shirt is for those who basically are absolutely not going to follow through with your request. You'll still hang out with them after work, but you see right through them.

The Absolutely (Not) t-shirt is a humorous take on the truth that's slightly edgy, but not edgy enough to get HR to notice. It's a great gift for that colleague in your life who just won't deliver on their promises, but promise with nothing short of heightened enthusiasm.

Get it, give it, and forget it. You'll be glad you did.

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