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Let's Optimize That Hat
This dad hat is one size fits most and is 100% chino cotton twill. It features an unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile look, 6 embroidered eyelets, a 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown, and an adjustable strap with an antique buckle. Design is embroidered.
Orders currently ship within 3-5 days.
Our merch is made using eco-friendly materials and state-of-the-art production methods, and we plant one tree (through One Tree Planted) for every physical item sold.
Some things should be optimized while others should be left alone. Optimizing everything isn't a strategy, yet we all know someone who makes it their mission to optimize everything. Their well-meaning intent has transformed them into the person to go to for optimizations. You know who we're talking about.
The Let's Optimize That hat was designed for them. High-quality and made from 100% cotton, this durable hat features an embroidered design in a modern font. It's the office-appropriate gift that's sure to be enjoyed (no regifting, and certainly no sitting in a drawer with old candy wrappers). It's the gift that's thoughtful (but not too thoughtful) and works with just about any outfit.
So, whether it's for a colleague, boss, friend, employee, or yourself (we see you), make someone's day with the Let's Optimize That hat today. You'll be glad you did and we'll be standing by (in spirit) to give you the balloon drop you deserve for doing so.
Reasons 937-940.1 why you should be Quirky
Eren B.Customer in Evanston, ILHigh quality hat with extremely fast shipping.
Hana K.Customer in San Ramon, CAI ordered 2 hats: 1 for the BF and 1 for me. We both love them! Solid communication and the hats are great quality.
Robert S.Customer in Alpharetta, GAExcellent tee. I would recommend this.
Karen M.Customer in Bear, DELooks exactly as described. The fabric is soft and comfortable. Purchased as a gift and the recipient loves it.
Add your design to the front of the hat
Get in touch to customize a hat with your design on the front. Multi-colored embroidery options are available.
