Let's Optimize That Hat
This dad hat is one size fits most and is 100% chino cotton twill. It features an unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile look, 6 embroidered eyelets, a 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown, and an adjustable strap with an antique buckle. Design is embroidered.
Orders currently ship within 3-5 days.
Our merch is made using eco-friendly materials and state-of-the-art production methods, and we plant one tree (through One Tree Planted) for every physical item sold.
Some things should be optimized while others should be left alone. Optimizing everything isn't a strategy, yet we all know someone who makes it their mission to optimize everything. Their well-meaning intent has transformed them into the person to go to for optimizations. You know who we're talking about.
The Let's Optimize That hat was designed for them. High-quality and made from 100% cotton, this durable hat features an embroidered design in a modern font. It's the office-appropriate gift that's sure to be enjoyed (no regifting, and certainly no sitting in a drawer with old candy wrappers). It's the gift that's thoughtful (but not too thoughtful) and works with just about any outfit.
So, whether it's for a colleague, boss, friend, employee, or yourself (we see you), make someone's day with the Let's Optimize That hat today. You'll be glad you did and we'll be standing by (in spirit) to give you the balloon drop you deserve for doing so.