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Coffee Is For Closers Only T-Shirt

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Black and navy colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. The dark grey heather color is 52% combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester. It is made using pre-shrunk fabric and has a side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping. The design is printed using eco-friendly inks.

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Orders currently ship within 3-5 days.

Our merch is made using eco-friendly materials and state-of-the-art production methods, and we plant one tree (through One Tree Planted) for every physical item sold.

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We all know that one person in the office who shows up, drinks the coffee, and accomplishes nothing. The person isn't a closer, they're a moocher. The Coffee Is For Closers Only t-shirt isn't for them. No. This t-shirt is for those professionals who are closers. Those individuals who understand that you only eat what you kill. Those who understand that you've got to put in the work if you want to get anywhere in life.

The Coffee Is For Closers Only t-shirt is the office-appropriate gift option for professionals who have a sense of humor and embrace the truth. This 100% cotton (depending on color) t-shirt features a DTG-printed design using eco-friendly inks. It's the gift option that works for just about any profession and is sure to be enjoyed.

Not only does it check every box, but it also shows that you, the gift giver, have a sense of humor. It can serve as the vessel through which to encourage harder work, office unity through humor, and pseudo-gamification with real-world benefits.

So, check your boxes and make your organization better with the Coffee Is For Closers Only t-shirt today. You'll be appreciated for doing so, and we'll be standing by (in spirit) to applaud you for doing so.

Go on.

It's your time to shine.

You've got this.

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Reasons 937-940.1 why you should be Quirky

High quality hat with extremely fast shipping.

Eren B.Customer in Evanston, IL

I ordered 2 hats: 1 for the BF and 1 for me. We both love them! Solid communication and the hats are great quality.

Hana K.Customer in San Ramon, CA

Excellent tee. I would recommend this.

Robert S.Customer in Alpharetta, GA

Looks exactly as described. The fabric is soft and comfortable. Purchased as a gift and the recipient loves it.

Karen M.Customer in Bear, DE

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