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This Is The Bottom Line Hat
This dad hat is one size fits most and is 100% chino cotton twill. It features an unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile look, 6 embroidered eyelets, a 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown, and an adjustable strap with an antique buckle. Design is embroidered.
Orders currently ship within 3-5 days.
Our garments are made using eco-friendly materials and state-of-the-art production methods, and we plant one tree (through One Tree Planted) for every physical item sold.
Unveiling business with the This Is The Bottom Line Hat
Get ready to unleash your financial swagger with the This Is The Bottom Line Hat! This head-turning accessory is not for the faint of heart—it's for the bold number-crunchers, the spreadsheet conquerors, and the masterminds who make the bottom line do the Macarena. Get ready to step into the financial spotlight and let the world know that you're not just crunching numbers, you're making them dance to your tune! So strap on your This Is The Bottom Line Hat, channel your inner finance guru, and get ready to show the financial world who's the real boss around here. Watch out, Wall Street, because here comes the ultimate number-wrangling sensation!
Unleash your inner financial guru
Get ready to unleash your financial wizardry upon the world with the This Is The Bottom Line Hat! Crafted with the precision of a neurotic accountant, this hat is as dependable as your trusty calculator (minus the random button mashing). Made from 100% chino cotton twill fabric, it can handle the stress of crunching numbers and surviving budget meetings. With its unstructured 6-panel low-profile design, this hat strikes the perfect balance between looking sharp and feeling relaxed—just like when you show up to the office in business casual attire but secretly wear your fuzzy slippers underneath. And let's not forget the six meticulously embroidered eyelets, ensuring your head stays cooler than a Wall Street investor during a market downturn. So, slap on the This Is The Bottom Line Hat and get ready to conquer the financial world with style, charisma, and a killer spreadsheet formula that will make Excel jealous!
The perfect gift for financial aficionados
Tired of giving cliché gifts like generic ties or boring office supplies? Well, get ready to blow their minds (and their Excel sheets) with the ultimate finance-themed gift: the This Is The Bottom Line Hat! It's not just any hat. This hat is perfect for birthdays, promotions, or any occasion where you want to make a splash in the world of finance. They'll be so thrilled, they'll calculate the exact return on investment of your gift while wearing it!
